Mythbusters Paint Mona Lisa In Less Than a Second (1)
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I love Mythbusters. Consistently great television. As many of the lady readers know, us men are not that bright. We need to know if combining Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola will make our stomachs explode. (It's doesn't. Phew.) Or, can you use the inflatable emergency slide as a makeshift parachute if an airplane is going down. (Believe it or not, you can.) These are things we need to know. Jaime and Adam show that a huge ...
YesButNoButYes: Barack Obama Product of Gay Marriage (2)
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Ghostbusters Is King (1)
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Entertainment Weekly recently had an online poll for the Funniest Films of the Past 25 Years. The winner? Ghostbusters. Damn right Ghostbusters. I also agree with Vacation at number two. Beverly Hills Cop at three seems high. Good to see Spinal Tap and the immortal Big Lebowski as respected as they should be. I have no idea how Clerks made the final 25. A terrible, terrible movie. Here's the Top 10 1. Ghostbusters 2. National ...
Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn? (1)
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This week in unexplainable... Some of you are already aware of this bizarre tale. An Australian pastor named Michael Guglielmucci has been faking cancer for the last two years to hide an addiction to pornography. Take a second and read that sentence again. He faked cancer. Including losing his hair and vomiting all over the place. His wife didn't even know the cancer was bogus. Still confused? Here's more: I cannot figure out how the ...
Monkey Taunts Tigers (2)
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Monkey News! While these tiger cubs may grow up to be the scourge of the jungle, one cheeky gibbon let's them know that he rules the block for now. It's amazing behavior. The monkey seems to be teasing the tigers just for fun. Swooping down and rapping the big cats on the coconut before swinging back into his tree and laughing. Little stinker. The best part is when the gibbon gooses one of tigers' arse. ...
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Hilarious and adorableThis movie has it all
Roller Skate Ninjas! (1)
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Do I even need to say anything more? That just happened! Maybe the coolest piece of celluloid I have ever seen. Those ninjas were roller skating. Suck on that Storm Shadow! Leave a comment on this story.
Potential Presidential Playlists (1)
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Blender magazine recently asked both presumptive presidential nominees what is their favorite 10 songs on their iPod. I think when they asked John McCain the question they substituted "iPod" with "victrola," but I don't know that for sure. Both lists are pretty safe, and surprisingly, not all bad. Here they are: JOHN McCAIN 1. Dancing Queen ABBA 2. Blue Bayou Roy Orbison 3. Take a Chance On Me ABBA 4. If We Make It Through ...
Karl Pilkington: One of the Funniest Men On Earth (1)
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Perhaps the funniest person on the planet is British comedian Ricky Gervais. But Ricky thinks there is someone much funnier than he is. That is Karl Pilkington. Karl was a radio producer in London. He worked with Ricky and Stephen Merchant on their radio program. It didn't take long before Ricky had Karl and his incredibly unique view of the world on center stage. Now Karl is a celebrity in England. The author of two ...
Olympic Memories: Eric "The Eel" Moussambani (3)
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From the Olympic Sports Desk... This is a true story. In 2000 a young man named Eric Moussambani from Equatorial Guinea qualified for the Sydney Games through a "wild card." The wild card was designed to encourage developing countries without expensive training facilities to get more involved in Olympic sports. "The Eel" learned to swim eight months prior to the Olympics. He was 22-years-old. He learned and sort-of-practiced in a hotel pool. One of only ...
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This is a pretty cool story, old but worth a rewatch
Olympic Sprint Champion Reprimanded (1)
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From the Olympic Sports Desk... Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt's feat of winning both the 100 meter and 200 meter sprints this past week is an incredible achievement. Both wins in record time. Both wins were not challenged from the field. A sprinter has not won both races since Carl "Let Me Show Off My Lovely Singing Voice" Lewis in 1984. Now if only we could get Bolt to show a little class in victory. I'm ...
Creepiest. Funeral. Ever. (4)
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It appears a deceased Puerto Rican man really loved Weekend at Bernie's. 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina was found dead last week underneath a bridge in San Juan. Apparently Angel had expressed a desire to be propped up and "stand" for his own funeral. His family wished to respect his wishes. So the local funeral home used a "special embalming treatment" so the dead Angel could "stand" next to his coffin during the wake. During a ...
Shawn Johnson's Butter Statue Tribute (1)
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Shawn Johnson finished second in the individual all-around last night to a quite amazing performance by fellow American Nastia Liukin. It's been a good Olympics for the 16-year-old phenom and marketers dream. When Shawn returns home to Iowa, she'll receive the biggest tribute an athlete can get. A butter sculpture in the Iowa State Fair. The butter sculpture, which apparently is an ancient Buddhist tradition, is a fixture at the Iowa fair. Shawn will join ...
Monkey Ice Capades (1)
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Monkey News! Friends, you have not lived until you have seen two monkeys ice skating to the Rocky Theme. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. If you're wondering how many times I have watched this, it's about a bakers dozen. (Via: Gorilla Mask. Cheers.) Leave a comment on this story.
Vampire Bats Strike (1)
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It's tempting to make vampire jokes, but I can't because this is actually a serious story. In a remote Venezuelan village, 38 people have died from rabies that appears to be spread by vampire bat attacks. The deaths started occurring about a year ago. Experts are saying the very adaptable vampire bat will look to humans if their normal prey -- such as birds, cows and monkeys -- is running scarce. We can't be that ...
Homeland Security at Comic-Con (1)
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Thomas Lennon and Ben Garrant, two of the funniest cats on the planet, made sure everything was hunky-dory at Comic-Com last week. See more funny videos at Funny or Die See more Thomas_Lennon videos at Funny or Die Leave a comment on this story.
Knucklehead MTV Exec Equates The Hills With Dickens (1)
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I feel no need for diplomacy here. The gloves are coming off and I'm ready to administer a verbal beating. (The lack of boxing gloves also makes it much easier to type.) There has been some dumb sentences uttered by people, but this is a whole other level of idiocy. In a new piece in Entertainment Weekly about The Hills, executive VP of series programming and development Tony DiSanto is quoted as saying; It's almost ...
Man Hit By SUV - Inside Diner (1)
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At a North Carolina diner, good old boy Kenny was reading the newspaper, enjoying a cup-a-joe and a smoke. When all of a sudden there was a new drive-thru window. Kenny is okay. He did lose his smokes, though. The diner has said he can have free meal whenever he wants for his trouble. Seems fair. Get hit by a truck in the restaurant, get a free omelet. Leave a comment on this story.
The Fish Manicure (1)
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This week in stupid... A Washington D.C. area day spa is offering a fish pedicure. The gullible dunk their feet into a warm tank of water and allow tiny carp to nibble away the dead skin. Sure, that makes sense. How come the day spa I went to didn't have this on the menu? Bunch of crap. One wonders of this will catch on and there will be a Piranha Hair Cut offered soon at ...
The 10 Greatest X-Files "Monsters" (2)
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This week the second X-Files film, I Want To Believe, will arrive at your local multi-plex. I'm excited. This may be foolish, I don't know. The X-Files stands as not only a definitive pop culture milestone of the 90's, it contains some of the best storytelling in television history. The show was suspenseful, scary and well crafted. There was a savvy blend of modern story devices and old school monster-movie magic. And man, were there ...
A Tribute to The Who (1)
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If you missed VH1's Rock Honors 2008: The Who, have no fear kids. I am putting the video below. Why? Because I love you. And if I can prevent one young person from listening to embarrassing top 40 radio and steer them towards music that matters, it's a good day. That's a win. You'll see The Foo Fighters, Flaming Lips, Tenacious D, Pearl Jam and others rip through some classic tracks before the legends themselves ...
