My good friend Paul, http://paulstoeck... wrote a great post titled “The Trouble With Dreams” and it reminded me of the conversation I had with my wife this morning. The alarm goes off, I give my wife a little nudge to wake her up, and she greets me with…..“You have a huge carbon footprint.”“Excuse me?”“Your carbon footprint is too big.”“I had Mexican food last night.”“Idiot your carbon footprint!”“I wear a 13 EEE of course my feet ...

Last night I wept.No not because of the election results but because I lost 20 minutes of good pre election comedy material.I have four shows this week. Now I have to think up some new stuff.So I went to my local bookstore to pick up some current magazines to look for material ideas and I spied the bargain book table.Everyone loves a bargain, especially during a recession.There were all sorts of cooking books and military ...

I burnt my nipple.Boy that’s something you don’t say everyday.In order to tell the tale we must go back to the beginning.It was a dark and stormy night….Okay so I live in San Diego it wasn’t exactly stormy. I’ll start over.It was dark.I was hungry.Inside my head my brain was saying to me…“You should probably have some fruit Anthony, maybe a carrot or some snap peas. Think of your health.”Inside my body my stomach was ...

“Hey Tone can you believe it? Japanese explorers have found proof of the “Abdominal” Snowman.”“Abominable Snowman.”“That’s what I said the Jap…..”“You said Abdominal.”“What’s the difference?”“Well unless the Japanese found a huge hairy man beast that likes to work out at 24 Hour Fitness in Nepal I’m pretty sure it’s “abominable”.”That was an actual conversation I had yesterday with an “intelligent” college educated friend of mine in his mid thirties.I’m worried.Maybe it’s just me but do ...