Heydey ho, yousan! Mesa here to tell yousan bout dis Star Wars Vault box set! Deysa spake itsa “30 Years of Treasures From de Lucasfilm Archives”, and deysa point is well seen! Posters, iron-ons, copies of handwritten script pages, and a maxibig book wit behind-de-scenes photos from all de movies, some dem never before published! Itsa also 2 CDs wit vintage radio ads, original cast interviews, excerpts from de Star Wars radio drama, and other ...

Boy, the aphids are bad this year. Look at these turnips. At this rate, we’ll be lucky if there’s any left for the Harvest Feast. Well, hand me that cottonseed oil. Let’s see if it’ll keep them away this time. What? Oh, yeah, sure, I remember the Crash. I was 14, 15 when it all went down: the oil running out, the oceans rising, the 2nd Civil War. I’ll never forget those Chinese peacekeeping troops ...

So, uh, this uh Netgear – um, I mean eMachine – no, no, no: Philips. It’s a Philips remote control. The Philips Icon. Yeah. Sorry, we been up all night writing these descriptions. They’re all kind of blurring together. But anyway, yeah, how big is the LCD on this TV? Thirty- no, right, it’s just a remote. Remote. Remote. Man, that’s a freaky word. Remote. What did you say? Did you say something just now? ...

Rachel flung the cellphone across her bedroom. She was inconsolable. The thunderstorm outside seemed to spring from deep inside her. 20 minutes on the phone, with her dropping hints all over the place, and Jerry never once mentioned the occasion. How could he forget that it had been a year today since they’d first kissed? She’d never forget anything about that enchanted moment in the office copy room, the fateful kiss that turned them from ...

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray. Oh, man, I was up late last night, you know, reading the public domain fables built around the myth of the hero which have been passed down from generation to generation and are older than any one person’s interpretation of copyright law, and I got this great idea for ...

Comedian displays Wendy’s new Low Carb Weight-Watchmen Bacon Burger Wrap in every shot he’s in. Bubastis voiced by Patton Oswalt. Dr. Manhattan hung like a treasonous sailor. Rorschach replaced by Inky and Blotto, the WatchTwins. “Tales of the Black Freighter” will star Ted Lange and Congressman Fred Grandy. Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time. “Who Watches Your Heart? (Love Theme)” performed by Phil Collins, Elton John, & Sting. To save time, Captain Metropolis ...

Good morning, everyone! Thanks for stopping by. Usually this is where we try to write something clever and amusing, or, according to a few of you, just waste everyone’s valuable time. And we know, those fast-paced direct-minded types usually just scroll quickly down the page. But we’re a co-dependent attention-starved bunch, so we came up with a way to make them happy too, even if it’s only for one day. And it’s also a good ...

Now that Shirt.Woot's average shirt size has gotten smaller with the addition of kids' sizes, it's time to look at other things that are smaller than normal. This week, we want to see your look at a miniature world. Think back to when you were a kid and imagined being small enough to walk around under the fridge. Or that episode of The Twilight Zone where a guy wakes up in a doll house. Or ...

The very, very first time Young Jason Toon played Tetris, I thought the point was to use the pieces to build a tower. So I thought I was really good at it. You can imagine my disappointment when I finally learned the truth about that game last week. But the game I had in mind lives and breathes as 99 Bricks, where you stack the familiar array of tetrads in the highest pile you can ...

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LONDON (AP)—A British exam board is recalling a high school music test that included convicted child molester Gary Glitter’s music in its “suggested listening” section, board officials said ...

Not only is SeppuKuties a great name for a Japanese all-girl punk band, it's also a diabolically bloody platform game. No, these aren't robots or zombies that you have to kill - they're little bears and elephants and raccoons and other adorable animals. And they aren't even your enemies - there's nothing but trust in their big dumb eyes. Alas, the only way to beat most of these levels is to sacrifice one or more ...

“Hi, it’s Richard, right? This is my first day, they said I should find Richard and check in.” “That’s me! You must be Janet! I’ve heard all about you, it’s great to have you on the sales team!” “Well, I’m ready to get started!” “Wonderful! Now, I know you probably have first day jitters and all that, so we’re gonna start you off easy with this two pack of Clique Communications HUE HD Webcams. These ...

For Derby #67: Video Games Through Art History, we asked you to show us how the course of art history would have been different if artists of the past had video games for inspiration. Actually, in that case, there probably just would've been less art, because a lot of aspiring artists would've just spent all their time playing Sculpture Hero or something instead of learning their crafts. Anyway, here are the ones that found more ...

Time to kick back with some nice, relaxing factory work. Factory Balls 2 is a lot more fun than most real-life factories, requiring you to solve a series of logic puzzles to produce a ball that looks just the one on the box.

Now that we have channel after channel of 24 hour news, it is practically impossible to get an exclusive story. You think Wolf wants to leave his nice comfortable Situation Room to chase down video? That’s for the little people. The man on the street. The you and the me. So now we are all news deputies. Footage of a hurricane? Cow with a rifle? Baby who looks like a lemon? Gather it up and ...

1st place in Derby #67: Video Games Through Art History, with 2000 votes! We have heard a rumor that the British writing god Salman Rushdie is an expert at a very specific video game. It does make sense when you think about it. All alone, hidden away from society, a few years before the World Wide Web and well before streaming online entertainment, what else would someone do all day by themselves? No, besides that. ...

A lot of economic simulations take a Pollyannaish view of how things get done, a tidy little system of honest producers and rational consumers straight out of Adam Smith. Not Oiligarchy. As a petroleum executive, you not only explore and drill for oil - you also grease political palms, discredit environmentalists, clear-cut forests, and get compliant government officials to crush popular uprisings, all while keeping a contentious board of directors happy enough that you don't ...

Eagle on presidential seal replaced by Tofurky™ brand meat substitute New rule: anyone who beats the President in Jenga takes responsibility for Iraq Use his newfound influence to get the gig he really wants: panelist on The Best Damn Sports Show Period Quietly remove Dick Cheney’s tarrasque from the basement of the VP Mansion Now that things have slowed down, finally get around to returning that broken tv to Circuit Cit… oh. Relax import restrictions ...

Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. RAMSEY, Minn. (UPI)—Police in Ramsey, Minn., said a 7-year-old trick-or-treater came home with more than candy Halloween night—someone gave him 2.2 grams of methamphetamine. In a related story, ...

Today we’re proud to feature the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The Dremel name is associated with quality and class, so we’re happy that our little site is finally getting some respect. Trust us, we’re ready and we’re happy to finally be all grown up. Now, let’s talk about the Dremel 1130-01 Duo Kit 7.2v 2-Tool Kit with Stylus and Driver. The first thing you’ll notice is that the ...