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Large Hadron Collider May Never Start Again (2)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 3 days, 10 hours ago permalink

Well, that's a lie. Actually, no it's not. *brandishing crowbar* At least not if I have something say about it! Anyway, the LHC, which was thought to only be down until the spring, may not kill us all until late 2009, or even 2010. We're saved (but still be wary of terrorists)! According to spokesperson James Gillies, the complicated repairs can be simplified into modest Plan A and Plan B approach. Plan A is a ...

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PEEEW!: Meteor Blasts Over Canada (7)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 1 week, 3 days ago permalink

A brilliant meteor shone its alien light over Alberta and Saskatchewan at approximately 5:30 p.m. last Thursday. [The meteor] likely weighed between one and 10 tons and shone brightly enough to be seen over an area 700 km (435 miles) wide. "It was somewhere between the size of a chair to the size of a desk," said Alan Hildebrand, a planetary scientist at the University of Calgary and a coordinator of a fireball reporting service. ...

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Record Base Jump Off The Burj Dubai (1)

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Two thrillseekers snuck into the Burj Dubai in May while it was being built and jumped off at 650 meters up. You know, because they're crazy. Crazy risk takers. Rumor has it one of the guys even went as far as to have sex with a prostitute without putting a jacket on first. Yeah, and there was a frost warning in effect! Two Guys Jumped Off the Burj Dubai and Lived to Tell About It ...

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Highly Inappropriate Zune Ad (14)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 2 weeks, 2 days ago permalink

Allegedly this is a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it's real, I hope Microsoft demanded their money back and told the ad agency responsible they're all a bunch of sick sickos. Because this is just wrong. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it's awful. And sick. And disgusting. And morally reprehensible. Ugh, just vile. And tactless. Okay, so how'd he do that? And will finger paint work? Youtube Thanks ...

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shadowstorm said: Oh sweet jesus this is horrible.
Kurt said: I completely apologize for this in advance. But still... That's fucked up.
Lionel Riem said: WHAT THE HECK!?

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And You Thought I Was Kidding -- Well, I Wasn't: Jules The Scary-Faced Robot Openly Discusses Destroying The Human Race (4)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 3 weeks, 1 day ago permalink

We're all dead. This is Jules, a robot head created to make the most realistic facial expressions possible, talking about destroying humanity. The really disturbing part is that some sick fuck actually programmed him to say this shit. So yeah, we're gonna need two bullets. Youtube Thanks Jeff, Scanner Erik, Marcus, and Uncle Eccoli, you owe me a new pair of pants.

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Skrud said: wtf is a weatherspoon?

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The success of Hulu.com makes big Media rethink its distribution ... - IBLNEWS (1)

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The success of Hulu.com makes big Media rethink its distribution ...IBLNEWS, Spain - 20 hours agoThe unexpected success of Hulu.com (the joint venture between NBC Universal and News Corp) has caused broad rethinking within the media about how to ...

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Oops: Possible Mistake On Walmart's Website (1)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 1 month, 3 weeks ago permalink

This is a screencap from Walmart's Canadian website for Summer's Eve Feminine Spray Ultra - Extra Strength. As you can see, it's applied with a pressure washer. I actually went to the website and the picture was still there, but there wasn't a description of the product. But, FAKE! or not, I think we can all agree that you'd have to be growing psychedelic mushrooms in your vagina to need this shit. Uh... [baldheretic] Thanks ...

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I Lost His Arm: Detachable Parts Zombie Doll (1)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 1 month, 3 weeks ago permalink

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie from Thinkgeek ($15) is a cuddly little zombie with detachable parts. You can rip his arms, legs and head off, and his brain even comes out. To eat! However, the toy is not for children. Choking Hazard - Small Parts. Not suitable for Children under 3 years. This is an Adult toy. Haha, no, this is not an adult toy -- adult toys require batteries and lube. And also, a willing ...

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The Last Thing You'll Ever See (1)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 2 months, 1 week ago permalink

Imagine: You're comfortably asleep when suddenly you're startled awake by this creepy bastard leaning over the foot of your bed. What do you do? A: Bleed, he just stabbed you. NTUST's humanoid robot walks into your nightmare [engadget] Thanks to Julian, who, for two tips in one day, wins a special prize.

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Live Large Hadron Collider Webcams (1)

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Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (84) 2 months, 3 weeks ago permalink

This is a snapshot from one of the webcams positioned on the Large hadron Collider. Hit this link to view them, there's been a bunch of bustling around the past few days and I think I saw a guy trip and fall down the stairs on the left. Definitely worth checking out. And also, a book from the library. Get your read on, bitches! Hit it for one more shot, but view the cams first ...

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