They Say: Sarah Palin Knows Nothing (1)
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Let the backbiting begin!As Madeline reported over in Morning News, some members of the McCampaign is seemingly saying that Sarah Palin is to blame for John McCain not being elected President of the United States. Even you think that's going too far – I haven't heard anyone say that directly – McCampaign staffers are certainly telling tales out of school. And none of the tales are particularly flattering to Governor Palin.As Fox News reports it, ...
Barack Obama Asked If Bill Clinton Was The First Black President (1)
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This was funny when it happened – during the Democratic Primary, way back in January of 2008. (That seems like it was more than a year ago.) Now, it's not only hilarious but of course takes on a whole new meaning.Basically, the moderator, Joe Johns, asks Barack Obama is he agrees with Toni Morrison, who once wrote that Bill Clinton was, "the nation’s first black president." Hillary Clinton was sitting right next to him, which ...
Guy Changes Name to Captain Fantastic (1)
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The Telegraph is reporting that a "teenager" named George Garratt has changed his name to – wait for it – Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. I think "The Flash Combined" is a Jewish name that means, "Please don't hire me for this job."I'm putting "teenager" in quotes because the guy is nineteen. When did we decide that it was still OK to call nineteen year olds "teenagers"? ...
Guy Changes Name to Captain Fantastic (1)
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The Telegraph is reporting that a "teenager" named George Garratt has changed his name to – wait for it – Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. I think "The Flash Combined" is a Jewish name that means, "Please don't hire me for this job."I'm putting "teenager" in quotes because the guy is nineteen. When did we decide that it was still OK to call nineteen year olds "teenagers"? ...
They say: no one with a uterus should vote for McCain (1)
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The actual title of this post over at the blog A Little Pregnant is "Why no one with a uterus should vote for John McCain." Despite the fact that I am someone who is without a uterus, I still felt that this argument needed to be shared with Babble readers.Here is the opening salvo of the strongly but calmly worded argument against the Republican vice-Presidential candidate:Senator John McCain, Republican candidate for president, on late-term abortions, ...
The unhealthiest food ever (1)
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Are you ready to be nauseous?This item – canned pork brains in milk gravy – has a whopping 3500mg of cholesterol. That's 1170% of the U.S. recommended daily allowance. OVER ONE THOUSAND PERCENT.For comparisons sake, let's look at some other cholesterol-laden foodstuffs:McDonald's Breakfast Items Sausage Burrito and orange juice: 130 mg, or 43% of the U.S.R.D.A.Egg McMuffin and orange juice: 260 mg, or 87% of the U.S.R.D.A. (that damn orange juice! It'll getcha every time.)The ...
Lawyer sent twin sister to court when she was busy (1)
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Two Italian women have been accused of fraud because one of them pretended to be the other one – in court.(Note: The photo is not of those sisters, whose last names were not used in the story. The photo is from "The Patty Duke Show," which was about twin cousins.) One sister, Gabriella, is an attorney and part-time judge. When her judgeship conflicted with her court schedule, she sent her twin sister, Patrizia, to fill ...
