jesus christ what’s going on here D: Here’s a new release, brought to you once again by Harbl. It’s the remaining chapters for Camp Mission (chapters 4~6). Chapter 4 is still normal futa stuff (except with hairy penis and armpits), but it starts to get really weird from chapter 5 onwards (see picture above). So yeah, you’re warned. Rapidshare

This comic strip was a component of a larger page of cartoons originally done for Dollars & Sense Magazine. You can view the whole thing here.

When I first began to recognize my submissive sexual identity, it was still wrapped up in a “safe” set of desires and fantasies. I focused on seduction, not active submission. I was interested in being taken advantage of, I acknowledged, but it wasn’t like I was into whips and chains, or wanted to be beaten down, or wanted to be degraded and humiliated. I wasn’t a pervert. I just happened to prefer it when my ...

OMG，Phoenix down～

From NetＥase: Look at this group of people, putting aside national dignity in order to gain attention from people. November 4th after 11am, near the public security bureau on Construction Road at Weihui city in Henan, a donkey meat store hired 4 men, dressed up as “devils” [Japanese soldiers who invaded China in World War 2], riding donkeys, wearing the devil’s uniform and devil’s cap; guns slung over their backs, on top stuck out a ...

YOU FAIL!!! you hear Ms. Swissmiss scream as the BLU’s take your final point. all thats left to do is wait in the spawn and die right? NO!!! Here are 5 helpful tips to help you survive after the match ends. Be a Scout or Pyro You should be either of these classes because a scout can outrun people and a pyro can still kill people after the match is over. There is nothing more ...

From Tianya, “Shanghai International Studies University: Japanese students and Chinese students fought violently” (no longer accessible): At present, the police, including the special police present, have already dispatched 10 police vehicles to maintain order, and the gathered crowd has just dispersed. On October 20, 2008, about 10 P.M., over ten Japanese students were getting drunk and causing a disturbance in the school square. Their noise could be heard from every corner of the campus, which ...

The facts in the e-mail message about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin are mostly correct.

From Sina: Ning Yuan stands across from me, height approximately 1.75m, appearance can be considered handsome, his face full of whiskers exudes a complete manliness, and he does not look like what I thought a man who has been beaten 9 times after one year of marriage would look like. Not long after sitting down, Mr. Ning unnaturally lights a cigarette, occasionally fiercely taking a drag. He does not raise his head the entire time, ...

From Sina: Ning Yuan stands across from me, height approximately 1.75m, appearance can be considered handsome, his face full of whiskers exudes a complete manliness, and he does not look like what I thought a man who has been beaten 9 times after one year of marriage would look like. Not long after sitting down, Mr. Ning unnaturally lights a cigarette, occasionally fiercely taking a drag. He does not raise his head the entire time, ...

Estavam 3 Benfiquistas e 3 Sportinguistas numa estação, à espera de comboio para irem a um jogo de futebol. Os três Sportinguistas vão até à bilheteira e compram três bilhetes. A seguir, vão os três Benfiquistas até à bilheteira, mas só compram um bilhete. Os Sportinguistas ficam espantados e perguntam: - Como é que vocês são três e só compram um bilhete? Vocês não têm hipótese de fazer a viagem e passar o mesmo bilhete ...

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This week came and went without me acknowledging my 50,000th visitor. It was something I was so excited about and then as I blinked and got caught up by the world around me, it passed. So, whoever you were, thank you!! I am fast approaching my 2500th comment so I am going to have a little contest and give away something worth some money.1 Anyway, a few months ago when I was getting my tattoo ...

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