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No hunny.. (9)
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No hunny.. It looks great… husband kitteh noe 2 lie nd jus pleese wife kitteh. picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: applegross » Recaption ThisShared by AJ (58) Christophe Maximin (8) darkeye11547 (174) Hannibal (33) Jason Wojciechowski (20) Jeremy Botter (31) Selma (117) Stingray (77) Vipul (155)Contribute comment -
Everybody gets a facial! (treatment) (2)
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Enough said. I wonder how long the sign was up before they noticed? viaShared by Atkins (13) Harper (89)Contribute comment -
"Va fan culo!" (1)
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I Want: A Skull Shaped Deprivation Chamber (1)
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The Sensory Deprivation Skull is a little room you climb into when your wife won't stop nagging you about "cutting the grass" and "getting a job". It effectively blocks out light and wife-banter and will eventually make you go crazy and possibly even masturbate to vivid hallucinations of Smurfette. Needless to say, I want one pretty bad. But if you're looking for the ultimate in sensory deprivation, I recommend you tie a black garbage bag ...Shared by Jamie Allison (8)Contribute comment -
just another tee shirt idea (1)
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bible, cartoon, christian, church, female, funny, hawyardart, humour, nakedpastor, scripture, tee shirt, tshirt, wife, womenShare ThisShared by tanyamr (8)Contribute comment -
Day-Off Smackdown (1)
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Isn't funny how when movies and books and music depict romance they don't cover the real particulars of relationships? For instance, who is more entitled to a day off from the kids, mom or dad? Well, I have decided where Hollywood and literature have let us down, I will try to pick up the ball. ShareShared by Lynette Radio (9)Contribute comment - Things Not To Say When Sweet Talking The Mrs (1)
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Curb your Enthusiasm (1)
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Last night, I found out that I'm married to Larry David. If you're not familiar with Curb Your Enthusiasm, just think about George Costanza from Seinfeld, except crankier. I picked my wife up from the airport after her two-week long business trip. "How was your flight, sweetie?" I asked. "Oh! You would not believe it. I was so mad!" "About what?" "Well, when I got on the plane and got to my row, there was ...Shared by Tabatha (2)Contribute comment - The Ever Nagging Wife (1)
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! (14)
onI NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! c? i iz happee. picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: thecolourbleu » Recaption ThisShared by angyl (12) CyberSkull (8) Ed Mitchell (9) hillary (0) ivko (3) madpoet (20) marchewa (2) Monica (0) Paul (5) purplesque (13) Sonja (4) stealingsand (25) Tony Miller (4) мохитосчемто (0)
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! (41)
onI NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! c? i iz happee. picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: thecolourbleu » Recaption ThisShared by Aaron R (132) Alan Dean (41) Andrew Boardman (28) angyl (12) Ben Shoemate (64) Bextra (29) bounder (27) Chimpadink (20) Convoluted (7) CrazyVet (4) Danielle (47) Darkick (0) David Chartier (20) Derek (12) Earl E Morningwood (31) Fuzzyman (19) Han (20) hillary (0) Ivan Žužak (15) ivko (3) jadielady (31) Josh Justice (6) Kate Kapetanakis (22) Katie (33) Kris (20) madpoet (20) marchewa (2) Monica (0) Nicki (43) Paul (5) Peter (20) purplesque (13) Shayna (26) Shoshannah F (46) SK (21) Sonja (4) Stingray (77) Tully (21) Valentina (20) Wiking (20) Zombak (0)
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Woman without these things..... (1)
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A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted bya particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her fora couple of dollars for dinner.The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it insteadof dinner?” “No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless womanreplied.“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” thewoman asked ...Shared by Priyanka (3)Contribute comment -
Pregnant unwed daughter (1)
onA young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.Scared, she confides this 'news' to her mother.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a veryexpensive suit steps out of it and ...Shared by Priyanka (3)Contribute comment
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OLD!: Tracing The World's Oldest Jokes (1)
onThe University of Wolverhampton recently published a list of the 10 oldest jokes, and #1 dates all the way back to 1900 BC. It, unsurprisingly, was toilet humor. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." Oh man, that's disgusting. I don't even get it but it still ...Shared by PJ (4)Contribute comment
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there is hope, my daydream child (1)
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wiseacre photo posted a photo: ts never easy to hope. There's such great risk. Such potential of hurt. Love and hope are dangerous things -- because they make us feel. And feelings make us human, but humans fail, and things fall apart; without rhyme or reason or explanation. But we dust off and get up and find the reins of hope yet again. Perhaps foolish and foolhardy, selfish or blind, but there's a story to ...Shared by Doug (4)Contribute comment -
Political prisoner needs help to visit dying wife (1)
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Paul Minor used to be a successful plaintiff's attorney and a major Democratic donor in the state of Mississippi. Minor was Haley Barbour's bete noire. My colleagues at Raw Story have been covering Minor's case for several months. All signs point to a political prosecution by a Republican-allied U.S. Attorney. Now, Minor's in jail awaiting appeal while his wife, Sylvia, is dying of cancer. The court won't grant him a furlough, even though his conviction ...Shared by Chris (48)Contribute comment -
Is Your Wife a Hot Geek? (1)
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In reading ‘How to Turn a Hot Chick into a Geek,’ I realized that it’s an impossible task. Either the female was borne with a geek gene, or she’ll fight those natural geeky tendencies because of the pressures laden upon her by society. My wife, Ponzi, is not a geek - she doesn’t want to be a geek, and no matter how many items I try to cross off my “how to get her to ...Shared by bsoist (16)Contribute comment
