Must Read: Man Caught Red Handed And Hairy Palmed With Bottle Of Pasta Sauce (2)
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Hell no this doesn't have anything to do with gadgets or gizmos, but it is awesome. In a "boy, I'm really glad I'm not that guy" kind of way. Long story short: a man pleasuring himself with a jar of pasta sauce led cops on a low speed chase in Australia. Long story long: A man caught near Nobbys (!!) Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 km/h ...
¡Qué originalidad! (1)
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¿A que no se imaginan cuál es la última recomendación que realiza la OCDE a España? Pues lean, lean. Lo primero que debería hacer la OCDE es plantearse para qué sirve una organización que se confunde permanentemente en sus informes y previsiones. Lo segundo que debería hacer la OCDE es modificar su obsesión por seguir recetando las fracasadas recetas neoliberales. Y lo tercero que debería hacer la OCDE es revisar su empeño de atacar siempre ...
Highly Inappropriate Zune Ad (14)
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Allegedly this is a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it's real, I hope Microsoft demanded their money back and told the ad agency responsible they're all a bunch of sick sickos. Because this is just wrong. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it's awful. And sick. And disgusting. And morally reprehensible. Ugh, just vile. And tactless. Okay, so how'd he do that? And will finger paint work? Youtube Thanks ...
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shadowstorm said:
Oh sweet jesus this is horrible.
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Kurt said:
I completely apologize for this in advance. But still... That's fucked up.
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Lionel Riem said:
WHAT THE HECK!?
The World's Best Exercise Machine (2)
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We've seen incarnations of the treadmill-cycle in the past, but this one really takes the cake. Mostly because you can run on that mother tandem. And there's nothing cooler than running on a treadmill with wheels directly behind another guy running on the same treadmill with wheels. Seriously, If this thing was any more awesome I'd sell my comic book collection just to invest in the company. But since it's not, I'm going to rob ...
Mayor of Turkish City 'Batman' Is Suing Christopher Nolan And Warner Brothers (5)
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Huseyin Kalkan, the mayor of Batman, Turkey, is suing (director) Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers for using the name of the city in The Dark Knight without his permission. In other news, Batman may have elected a retarded mayor. And should totally sue this little twerp. "There is only one Batman in the world," Kalkan said. "The American producers used the name of our city without informing us." Kalkan claims he has evidence, which will ...
And You Thought I Was Kidding -- Well, I Wasn't: Jules The Scary-Faced Robot Openly Discusses Destroying The Human Race (4)
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We're all dead. This is Jules, a robot head created to make the most realistic facial expressions possible, talking about destroying humanity. The really disturbing part is that some sick fuck actually programmed him to say this shit. So yeah, we're gonna need two bullets. Youtube Thanks Jeff, Scanner Erik, Marcus, and Uncle Eccoli, you owe me a new pair of pants.
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Rehat said:
OMG!!
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Skrud said:
wtf is a weatherspoon?
British Boy Legally Changes Name To 'Captain Fantastic...' (16)
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A 19-year old British kid legally changed his name from George Garratt to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. Because, WTF, you only live once, right? Just kidding, this is my second go around. "I decided on a superheroes theme and whenever my friends offered up suggestions to me, I added them." He added: "My family have begun to expect these sorts of things from me, and ...
Lesson: How To Haggle Succesfully On eBay (1)
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Wow, I don't even know what to say -- except I'll give you 10 minutes with my sister for free shipping. eBay Pimps [claireadventures] Thanks to Claire, who's trying to convince me gadgety is a word. Seriously, do I look like I just fell of the banana boat? Haha, no, that's not one in my pocket. Oh wait, yes it is. Damnit, gadgety is a word.
Used Condoms Reborn As Hair/Rubber Bands (2)
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Soiled condoms *HORF* are being recycled into hair bands and rubber bands in China. "There are a lot of bacteria and viruses on the rubber bands and hair ties made from used condoms," a dermatologist at the Guangzhou Hospital of Armed Police, who asked to be identified by his surname Dong, told the local paper. "People could be infected with AIDS, warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their ...
The Last Thing You'll Ever See (1)
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Imagine: You're comfortably asleep when suddenly you're startled awake by this creepy bastard leaning over the foot of your bed. What do you do? A: Bleed, he just stabbed you. NTUST's humanoid robot walks into your nightmare [engadget] Thanks to Julian, who, for two tips in one day, wins a special prize.
Just Plain Wrong: A Ferrari Station Wagon (1)
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In this installment of money doesn't buy class comes a Ferrari station wagon. It was custom built by Ferrari for the Sultanate of Brunei and is making me sick to my stomach. The only thing worse than paying Ferrari to build a station wagon is to make one yourself. I just don't get it. And in other news, the new Facebook sucks monster hangy-downy dinosaur balls and I wish I did too. Hit the jump ...
How Not To Play Wii (1)
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This is how you don't play Wii. SPOILER ALERT (LIKE THE STILL ABOVE WASN'T ENOUGH): With a dog humping you from behind while you scream in ecstasy. I don't know what's more disturbing -- that this video was clearly set up, or that this video was clearly set up. You see what violent video games are doing to today's youth? Youtube Thanks Tom, and yes, I'm scarred.
Guy At Casino Runs Out Of Money, Tries To Bet Weed, Cards Being Dealt Does Not Ensue (1)
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Some guy, who may or may not have just set a world record for gravity bong hits, ran out of money while gambling in a Fresno casino, and, instead of cutting his losses and leaving, tried to bet a bag of weed. But Captain Beasters quickly realized his mistake, and, removing the bag from the table, opted for a smaller bet -- you know, just a couple buds. Long story short, he got arrested -- ...
Hitachi Releases Cartoon To Explain What A Terabyte Is To Stoners, Possibly Children (1)
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Hitachi just made a 3:00 cartoon to explain how large a terabyte is to, I guess, stoners. As Hitachi GST embarks upon its latest educational campaign and debuts a new market vision which it encapsulates as "The Dawn of the Tera Era," the company knew the time was once again right to produce a new video animation, given how successful these have always been in the past. This amazing collision of Capacity, Content and Culture ...
